two stinky babies and gerard

[honkinbigteeth]

tbd

Comments

[frogzoned]

Cute is not-- No. I would not like to be cute.

[ ex wives don't like cute ]

And as I said I don't have any back pain! So no healing necessary. You'll need to find someone else who has a skinned knee or something.

[honkinbigteeth]

You don't want to be cute for Elody? You know she likes cute little frogs!

[dendroculi]

...

[nahida wonders if she's supposed to be listening to this, actually]

[frogzoned]

[ ylfa is now recruiting more children into this very terrible parent trap situation ]

You know what? Yes. I am having back pain. Can we try the thing for back pain? We should do that.

[honkinbigteeth]

Oh no! Gerard, your back pain!

[she's distracted so easily.]

[dendroculi]

[...he's probably just changing the subject, nahida thinks, but she'll play along.

so! out comes her phone. she pulls up the camera, then taps it so it goes into selfie mode, and then lifts it up so that she's taking a selfie with gerard in the backrgound.

when she snaps the picture, her eyes, the leaf in her hair, and the green detailing on her outfit all glow. in the selfie, it's all glowing - and any injuries he had will be in the selfie as well. physically, on him, he'll feel any aches, pains, or minor injuries fade away or heal up.]

...there, did that help?

[frogzoned]

[ its all very magical and shiny and this doesn't particularly phase him as he's used to that sort of thing. unfortunately nothing glows on him in the selfie, he didn't have any back pain. what a liar! ]

Tremendously! Excellent job. Healing! A wonderful skill.