curfew week 1: night at the museum

[honkinbigteeth]

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[huntressinred]

You shouldn't have been eating it in the first place, it was full of spiders!

[frogzoned]

Frogs eat insects. This is a fairly commonly known fact, I think?

[huntressinred]

[ squints ] I thought it was just flies.

...are spiders even insects at all?

[frogzoned]

When you are stuck in the pond, you eat anything that comes across your path, generally.

I told someone spiders reminded me of a certain time, and they provided them.

[huntressinred]

[ nostalgic spiders????? okay ]

Oh.

...can you eat other stuff? Like not insects?

[frogzoned]

Yes, except large amounts of dairy, because it upsets my stomach.

[ princess behavior ]

[huntressinred]

[ are all frogs lactose intolerant or just this one... ]

Great. Then in that case, I'm buying you lunch tomorrow to make it up to you.

[frogzoned]

If you insist, I won't turn it down.

[ wait ]

But no hot dogs, please.

[huntressinred]

Something wrong with the hot dogs?

[frogzoned]

Do you know what goes into those hot dogs? No one does.

[huntressinred]

You know what? That's legit.

It's one of those things you just learn to not think about, if you ever wanna eat one. So, noted. Lunch can be anything except hot dogs. Or like a gallon of milk.