week 0 curfew: froggy armor guide

[honkinbigteeth]

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[honkinbigteeth]

[whoa we're here in selfie world trying on some fun novelty heart sunglasses when the doors close.]

Uh...

[frogzoned]

[ he was also trying on novelty sunglasses but his eyes are too far apart to comfortably wear them ]

Uh ...

[honkinbigteeth]

[hold on she's going to try to bust this door down. she'll try tugging a couple times and then she's going to take a deep, deep breath...]

[frogzoned]

[ HE AIN'T GONNA STOP HER IN FACT THIS SEEMS LIKE A GOOD IDEA TO HIM ]

Aim towards the door! The door!

[honkinbigteeth]

[okay! she huffs and she puffs and she blows a mini tornado at the door but it doesn't budge.]

...Uh-oh. I think we're stuck.

[frogzoned]

[ he's scrambling to go pick up his crown from where it got huff n puffed right off the top of his head. rude! ]

Right. Well.

[ he holds up his sword like he's going to take a swing at the door and then. just doesn't. slowly lowering it again. ]

I do think you'd probably know.

[honkinbigteeth]

If someone's coming to kill us, they'll have to get through this door, too.

[taking out her ax! it's bottleneck time baby.]

So don't worry. I'm excited to play with our new friends.

[frogzoned]

[ well she says this but the bottleneck did not go so good the first time. i mean, it was going good for a while! a while. but then. ]

To get cornered and die here in selfie world. A bit of a depressing ending.

[ he doesn't think he's gonna die in selfie world. it'd just be depressing TO die in selfie world. ]

[honkinbigteeth]

[to be fair it worked very well, everyone else just failed all their rolls, gerard. but she'll stop preparing to mow down dozens of enemies and will turn and, because it's touch week, give him a hug.]

We're not going to die in selfie world. You have to trust me.

[frogzoned]

[ he will pat her on the head between her furry ears. ]

I don't think we're going to die in Selfie World! I'm only pointing out that it would be a bad place to die. Among the worst.

[honkinbigteeth]

Just as a general observation? A conversation starter?

[frogzoned]

[ he keeps patting her on the head. ]

We are conversing about it, to be fair.

[honkinbigteeth]

...Well. I don't think we need to worry.

[schollared]

[ sorry zelda was here the whole time but she was Too Absorbed in trying to figure out how one particular camera worked that she missed the whole previous conversation and also the thing about being locked in here. she peeks her head around some nebulous corner... ]

Worry about what?

[honkinbigteeth]

[oh! her ears perk up and she waves.]

About being killed in the night! Hello! You're not planning to kill us, right? Because I'll have to kill you first, if so, but I'd prefer to avoid that.

[frogzoned]

[ HE RIBBITS ]

[schollared]

[ HELLO ]

Wh— I would never do anything of the sort!

[frogzoned]

I would not attempt it. Ylfa is really quite good at handling the ... bottleneck.

[schollared]

I assure you, my goal is to ensure we all return safely to our worlds.

[honkinbigteeth]

[nod nod.]

...Yeah, I believe you. But you can't be too careful! We've gotten in hot water before, when it comes to assuming princesses are friendly just because they're beautiful.

[schollared]

[ zelda does look the smallest bit bashful when ylfa calls her beautiful, but overall does not seem to be affected too much. ]

A fair judgment to make, especially if you've been burned before. In our current situation, trust should not be so freely handed out. [ she finally fully rounds the corner into what i assume is like. a costume/prop alcove or something. idk ] You come from the same place, then?

[honkinbigteeth]

Yep! We are traveling companions. I'm Ylfa, by the way.

[schollared]

[ nods ]

And I am to be wary of you if I want to avoid any . . . "bottlenecking."

[ she shoots a glance at gerard like "??? did i use the phrase right i don't really understand 100% but i'm using potentially macabre context clues" ]

[honkinbigteeth]

You don't have to worry. We can take selfies together, if you want. And if someone tries to break in, then we'll fight them off.

[schollared]

[ cute... she laughs a little ]

I appreciate the kind offer. I know that underestimating one's strength based solely on their appearance can be a costly mistake, but I hope I don't have to find out tonight.

[ she also reaches for some heart glasses. ]

Shall we?

[honkinbigteeth]

Don't mind if I do.

[putting on a palm tree headband.]

[frogzoned]

Would you prefer I take the pictures? I suppose it ruins the concept of a "selfie" but it seems, I don't know. Easier.

[schollared]

Would you rather not have your picture taken?

[frogzoned]

[ what if its just hard to take selfies when your eyes on the side of your head. ]

I think I can figure out how to use this thing.

[ he is messing with his phone instead of answering the question. ]

[schollared]

[ help your prey features ]

If you're sure you're all right with it... [ glances over ] What do you think, Ylfa?

[honkinbigteeth]

[waving him over.]

Get in here, Gerard! We need you in the picture!

[frogzoned]

[ okay fine he will get in the picture with the Princess this seems like such a good idea ]

[schollared]

[ nods and takes her own phone out! ]

If you're having difficulty with holding the camera, I'm sure I can help. Ylfa's arms might be a little too small for the job...

[honkinbigteeth]

[she's busy putting on her sunglasses to pose anyway.]

[frogzoned]

[ listen gerard will stubbornly attempt to take the picture anyway and its my strong belief that its like. the worst group selfie ever taken. he's got elder millenial vibes where he was never on instagram and doesn't know the art of this, so its slightly blurry and at a weird angle and he's got one eye open and one eye shut right when the shutter sound goes off. ]

[schollared]

[ god bless this frog. zelda's attempt is better, but only marginally in that she can't quite fit the three of them in the frame. the top of gerard's head is cut off, and zelda hasn't quite perfected the myspace profile picture angle so it's ultimately not very flattering but. it's fine? this is fine. ]

I think they turned out wonderfully.