week 0 curfew: froggy armor guide

[honkinbigteeth]

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[schollared]

[ nods ]

And I am to be wary of you if I want to avoid any . . . "bottlenecking."

[ she shoots a glance at gerard like "??? did i use the phrase right i don't really understand 100% but i'm using potentially macabre context clues" ]

[honkinbigteeth]

You don't have to worry. We can take selfies together, if you want. And if someone tries to break in, then we'll fight them off.

[schollared]

[ cute... she laughs a little ]

I appreciate the kind offer. I know that underestimating one's strength based solely on their appearance can be a costly mistake, but I hope I don't have to find out tonight.

[ she also reaches for some heart glasses. ]

Shall we?

[honkinbigteeth]

Don't mind if I do.

[putting on a palm tree headband.]

[frogzoned]

Would you prefer I take the pictures? I suppose it ruins the concept of a "selfie" but it seems, I don't know. Easier.

[schollared]

Would you rather not have your picture taken?

[frogzoned]

[ what if its just hard to take selfies when your eyes on the side of your head. ]

I think I can figure out how to use this thing.

[ he is messing with his phone instead of answering the question. ]

[schollared]

[ help your prey features ]

If you're sure you're all right with it... [ glances over ] What do you think, Ylfa?

[honkinbigteeth]

[waving him over.]

Get in here, Gerard! We need you in the picture!

[frogzoned]

[ okay fine he will get in the picture with the Princess this seems like such a good idea ]

[schollared]

[ nods and takes her own phone out! ]

If you're having difficulty with holding the camera, I'm sure I can help. Ylfa's arms might be a little too small for the job...

[honkinbigteeth]

[she's busy putting on her sunglasses to pose anyway.]

[frogzoned]

[ listen gerard will stubbornly attempt to take the picture anyway and its my strong belief that its like. the worst group selfie ever taken. he's got elder millenial vibes where he was never on instagram and doesn't know the art of this, so its slightly blurry and at a weird angle and he's got one eye open and one eye shut right when the shutter sound goes off. ]

[schollared]

[ god bless this frog. zelda's attempt is better, but only marginally in that she can't quite fit the three of them in the frame. the top of gerard's head is cut off, and zelda hasn't quite perfected the myspace profile picture angle so it's ultimately not very flattering but. it's fine? this is fine. ]

I think they turned out wonderfully.